Chef Tafari Campbell has died at 45

BREAKING NEWS: We have just learned that Mr. Barack Obama's chef Tafari Campbell has drowned, in Martha's Vineyard. We have learned that Tafari was first hired under Mr. George W. Bush administration, and was one of just four White House cooks asked to stay on under Obama. Barack and Michelle left the White House, they hired Tafari to be their personal chef, and allowed him to use their Martha’s Vineyard mansion, when the couple was not in town. Witnesses told police on that night a man – later identified as Tafari- went underwater and then briefly reappeared as he struggled to stay afloat, before submerging again around 7.46pm. Stay with with TSTOSNews for the latest.